Guys wanted to share some of the dialogues/quotes/learning from movies...
1. Van Wilder
Condom are like newspaper. They might be filled with important stuff now but you don't lying around tomorrow morning...'
The best things in life are worth waiting for...
If there is something worth doing, its doing right...
2. Lock stock and two smoking barrels
What is the greatest pain? When your wife wants to fuck 4-5 times in a night and u r impotent…
3. Definitely,May Be
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
4.
There are three kind of rings one wears after the marriage: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering...
Always remember ur wedding ring should be 3 months pay….
5.
On Virginity: A kissed mouth doesn't lose its freshness like a moon rises new again…
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
6. The Beerfest
We are all WHORE in some point of time...
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You have got all the equipment you just need to read the manual….
Competition is about veracity, carnage balancing human intelligence with animal diligence.
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